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HUMOR Digest - 3 Jan 1998 to 4 Jan 1998
Date: Sat, 3 Jan 1998 03:34:42 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Female Logic
The father of a lovely 18-year-old was very upset when he learned that she had hitchhiked from college in Seattle to San Diego. "Why, you could have been killed or raped."
"I was perfectly safe Daddy." the girl replied. "Every time a man picked me up, I told him I was on the way to the best A.I.D.'s clinic on the Coast.
Mother to teenage daughter: "You're going to have to learn to lick your smoking problem... and you're going to have to learn to lick your drinking problem... and as for sex, well, uh... you're going to have to learn to fight that too !
The Yuppie's daughter had graduated from Vassar and as a gift, he gave her a townhouse in Columbia Maryland. As she went thru the place with her Father, they came to the patio and went outside, where she saw a pool with several muscular men swimming.
"Oh Daddy." she gushed. "How thoughtful, not only is there a pool, but you had it stocked for me too."
The kissing booth at the Charity Fair displayed a large sign: "Kisses - $5 to $50."
One young man asked the girl in the booth if the price range was a matter of duration.
"Nope !" she smiled. "Lip placement."
Human reproduction, according to one woman wit, is a regressive process instead of progressive, as the name implies.
She says it begins with coming to the point and ends with straddling the issue.
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