HUMOR Digest - 4 Jan 1998 to 5 Jan 1998

Date: Sun, 4 Jan 1998 03:37:14 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Not the brightest

Flustered and flushed, Carol sat in the witness chair. The beautiful but somewhat empty-headed temptress had somehow been found out and named by the wife as corespondent in a divorce.

"So... Miss [Jones], you admit that you went to a motel with this man."

"Yes, but I couldn't help it. He deceived me. He told the motel desk clerk that I was his wife."

An attractive girl I know damn near ruined herself before she discovered she had misunderstood her doctor's orders. She was sure he'd said "three hearty males a day".

The passionate young thang was having a difficult time getting across to her football playing boyfriend what it was she wanted. Finally, she said, "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis ?"

"Hell no !" he replied. "I hate hospitals."

A Senator in Washington was about to embark on a fact finding junket in three states in the US. He asked a female staffer to come along. Then realizing she might fear a scandal he told her, "I have Senatorial immunity. You need not fear the Mann Act."

"Fear it ?" she giggled. "Why Senator, I just adore it."

Returning home from the funeral of his beautiful wife, the new widower was disconsolate.

"I know how deeply grieved you are." his best friend said. "But you're young and will meet someone else."

"Yeah, I know, I know !" he wailed. "But what about tonight ?"

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