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HUMOR Digest - 7 Jan 1998 to 8 Jan 1998
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 1998 04:25:40 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Common Sense
An actor and a drama critic for a local newspaper were having lunch and discussing Shakespeare, since the actor was currently playing Hamlet on the stage.
"Tell me," said the critic, "in your opinion, did Shakespeare intend us to believe Hamlet had sexual relations with Ophelia ?"
"Well..." responded the actor, "I don't know what Shakespeare intended, but I usually do."
Two Columbia Yuppettes were lunching together and the one was trying to console the other because she had just come out of a fourth failed relationship.
"You know," the distraught woman said through her tears, "sometimes I just feel like moving to Boca Raton and starting all over as a virgin."
The two secretaries were comparing notes on how they had spent their New Year's Eve.
The blonde said, "Well I was fishing through the ice."
"The ice ???" her co-worker responded, astounded. "On New Year's Eve ??? Whatever for ?"
"Olives." replied the blonde.
Speaking of parties, want an easy way to spot all the Psychology students there ? They're the ones who watch everyone else when a beautiful girl in a low cut dress enters the room.
An interloper at a meeting of the Society of Mayflower Descendants put the august group in a bit of a tizzy when he responded to a question of his lineage with: "Actually, I'm descended from a long line my Mother once heard."
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