HUMOR Digest - 8 Jan 1998 to 9 Jan 1998

Date: Thu, 8 Jan 1998 03:11:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Parental Joys

The Father, passing thru the son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window.

"Whattya want ?"

"Does Jimmy Duncan live here ?" asked the father.

"Yeah !" replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch and we'll take care of him in the morning."

The daughter was horrified when her widower father began dating a girl not much older than she was. As things started to progress, she became worried they were getting serious.

One nite as he tiptoed up the steps, she called out, "Dad ! Men your age should be satisfied with a little peace of mind."

The Mother and daughter were watching the girl's boyfriend approach the house. "I'll say one thing about him," said the Mother, "he certainly dresses well."

"And so quickly." replied the daughter.

A naive father is one who thinks his daughter has been a good girl because she returns from a date with a Gideon Bible in her purse.

The Mother and daughter were shopping for the girl's bridal gown. The Mother said, "Thank goodness, I'll see you married in white." the Mother said.

"Why's that Mother ?" the daughter asked.

"Well dear, to be honest, only a virgin should be married in a white gown; otherwise, lavender is used."

"Oh !" replied the girl. "Well, how about a white gown with lavender trim ?"

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