HUMOR Digest - 9 Jan 1998 to 10 Jan 1998

Date: Fri, 9 Jan 1998 03:43:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Beauty and Brains

Pamela Anderson was offered a bit part in one of the first new "Adult Westerns" to be made this year. After reading the script, she roars up to the director, and says, "I absolutely refuse to play this scene."

Looking at the script, the director says, "But Pam baby-doll, all you have to do is point out the direction the outlaws took when the sheriff and his posse ride up to you."

"I know !" she fumed. "But look what I'm pointing with. The script says I'm supposed to place both hands behind my back and take a deep breath, turn north and say 'They went that-a-way'."

The young man was determined to win his girl that evening. "I have loved you more than you will ever know." he said.

"AH HA ! So I was right!!!" she exclaimed. "You did take advantage of me last Saturday when I was drunk."

A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb in New York City where a cute lil' thang was waiting for a taxi.

"Hi babe." he said. "I'm going west."

"How wonderful." came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."

Have y'all heard about the widow who wears black garters in memory of those who have passed beyond ?

The very proper Yuppette didn't go shopping very often, but she was at the Columbia Mall and decided to also have lunch. She sat down at a table with an attractive girl. The girl finished her lunch and lit up a cigarette.

The Yuppette snapped, "I'd rather commit adultery than be seen smoking; especially in public.

"Yeah." so would I sighed the girl. "But I only get a half hour for lunch."

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