HUMOR Digest - 13 Jan 1998 to 14 Jan 1998

Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 04:34:50 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sense and NonSense

"Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it ?" asked the older brother.

"Oh hell !" replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'."

"Don't you think he dresses nattily ?" asked the English Major coed of her roommate, as they both sat on the dorm steps and watched a campus stud strut by.

"Natalie who ?" the Business Major student asked.

The Yuppette announced to her parents that she was about to enter wedlock again, for the third time.

"Oh ?" responded her Father, "Against whom ?"

Almost as pitiable as the fellow who was tried and found wanting is the guy who wanted and was found trying.

I don't know, sometimes taking care of a lot of acreage, I feel like a gardener with meal and sex privileges.

If ya think about it, all it really takes to separate the men from the boys is girls.

I don't care what they say, I don't think "phone sex" is any fun at all, unless you happen to be in the same booth with her.

Beware: A lover who sez they'll go thru anything for ya usually has your bank account in mind.

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