HUMOR Digest - 14 Jan 1998 to 15 Jan 1998

Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 03:00:14 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: These Days

I can remember when a protein was a complex organic compound.

These days, it's a call girl too young to vote or drink.

A profound philosophy of this "New Age" was reflected in the last will and testament of a once rather wealthy man.

It read: "Being of sound mind, I spent most of my money on cars, boats, fine food and good whiskey. I also spent a good bit of it on women. What was left, I spent foolishly."

And easy credit has ruined so many people in the US. I know a Yuppie in Columbia Maryland whose credit standing is soooo bad, his money isn't even accepted anywhere.

Speaking of Columbia, lil' Johnny was so proud because he had the most parents at a recent school PTA meeting.

The student was called into the high school counselor because all he was interested in was computers. "I even dream about computers." he told the man.

"Don't you ever dream about girls ?" the student was asked. "Or cars ? Or sports ?"

"I don't dare." replied the boy. "I might lose my turn at the terminal in the computer lab."

And the weekend parties on this new era are something else. They start on Friday evening, and keep going until everyone gives in, gives up or gives out.

And now that furs are back in vogue, Winter again becomes the season when gentleman befur blondes.

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