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HUMOR Digest - 16 Jan 1998 to 17 Jan 1998
Date: Fri, 16 Jan 1998 03:08:14 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: How Men Think
After gunning his Beamer the wrong way down a Columbia Maryland one-way street the inebriated Yuppie was asked where he thought he was going by one of those ever inquisitive Howard County Policemen.
"I'm not really sure Officer." replied the drunk. "But it does seem I'm rather tardy, as everyone appears to be returning."
A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty and the sheer happiness of pursuit.
"I'm sorry Arlene, but this relationship just doesn't seem to be going anywhere." said the young man.
"Awww Gee !" replied the girl. "And just after I won all those millions in the Lotto too."
"Well..." stammered the man. "Perhaps we should give it a while longer yet."
Sometimes the more things change, the more they stay the same. So many young men still go out on Friday and Saturday nights and sow their wild oats, then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
The couple stepped up to the desk clerk at one of Columbia's finer hotels. "I'd like a room for my wife and myself." said the man.
"I'm terribly sorry sir," replied the clerk, "but the only room available is adjacent to the elevators across from the lounge area."
"Will that be all right with you dear ?" the well dressed gentleman asked the young lady at his side.
"Sure mister." she said.
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