HUMOR Digest - 17 Jan 1998 to 18 Jan 1998

Date: Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:49:49 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Limericks

* There once was a lady named Jude
   Who was such an implacable prude
   That she pulled down the blind
   When changing her mind
   Lest a curious eye should intrude

* A serious thought for today,
   Is one that may cause you dismay
   Just what are the forces
   That being little horses
   If all of the mares say "Nay !"

* There was a young girl from Norway
   Who hung by her heels from the doorway
   She said to her young man
   "Get off the divan --
   I think I've found still one more way."

* There was a young maid from Madras
   Who had a magnificent ass:
   Not pretty and pink --
   As you'd probably think --
   T'was gray with long ears, and ate grass.

* There once was a maiden from Dallas
   Whom all of the men found quite callous
   Their problem you see
   Was they don't know her like me
   She's a wonder, but not named Alice.

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