HUMOR Digest - 3 Feb 1998 to 4 Feb 1998

Date: Tue, 3 Feb 1998 04:41:25 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sex in the 90's

Upon returning from a date in the early morning hours, a coed woke her roommate up to announce that she was engaged.

"Oh how wonderful !" gushed the rather romantic roomie. "Did he get down on his knees to propose ?"

"Well... not exactly. But at least he got up on his elbows to do it."

"I tell ya Marge" said the Naval Aviator's wife. "When Jim's home on leave, sex is more like football coverage in reverse."

"How's that ???" asked Marge.

"Instant foreplay !" responded the distraught wife.

"Momma," said the bride-to-be, "there's something I've been meaning to ask you."

"Yes, I know dear," responded the Mother lovingly, "and I've been waiting. Shortly you will discover all the joys of love with your husband. First, let me explain..."

"Ma ! Wait !" said the girl. "I already know all about makin' love & all, I just want to know how to make lasagna like you do."

"Did you go the limit with Frank ?" asked the younger sister of her sibling as she slipped into bed after a late nite date.

"Well... at least we went Frank's." sighed her sister.

The travlin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."

The girl only nodded and smiled.

As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady. What part of Texas y'all from ?"

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