HUMOR Digest - 11 Feb 1998 to 12 Feb 1998

Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 03:11:18 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Twists and Turns

"The other day," said the woman to the psychiatrist, "I happened to see my son and the little girl next door both naked, examining each other's bodies."

"Well, that's not unusual," smiled the shrink, "I wouldn't worry about something as normal as that."

"But I AM worried doctor." insisted the woman. "I don't think it's normal at all, and neither does my son's wife."

I have a possible footnote to history. Seems to me that John Marshall's promiscuous mistress was actually the first woman to sit on the Supreme Court.

"You have a back problem that's very common to women in your line of work." the physician informed the street-walker.

"It's called 'curvature of the supine'."

My definition of a loser is a guy who stops to try to pick up a lesbian who's already walking home from a date.

Then there was the Whitehouse birthday party thrown for Bill Clinton by a group of interns. As he blew out the candles, they all sang, "For he's a jolly good phallus."

So many of the rebellious young girls who flee their homes to live like vagrants in the city end up becoming pregnant.

Actually, if you think about it, it's just another form of runaway inflation.

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