HUMOR Digest - 14 Feb 1998 to 15 Feb 1998

Date: Sat, 14 Feb 1998 03:36:45 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Guys, How Chic a Dater are You ?

1) When you ask a girl for a date, do you invite her for:
     a) dinner and a movie/show
     b) lunch and a bike ride/jog/hike
     c) milk, cookies and a puzzle
     d) toaster crumbs and a joke

2) Transportation
     a) Sports Car
     b) 4-Wheel drive vehicle
     c) motorcycle
     d) roller blades

3) Appearance: Clothing
     a) latest fashion appropriate for the event
     b) casual/sports clothes
     c) torn cut-off jeans and a T-Shirt
     d) pajamas

4) Appearance: Hair
     a) styled professionally
     b) short athletic style
     c) bald
     d) Dennis Rodman orange/yellow/blue

5) Ice Breaker Conversation:
     a) women's issues
     b) current events
     c) sports
     d) porn movies

Scoring: 3 points for each "a"      2 points for each "b"
             1  point for each  "c"    -3 points for each "d"

 10 to 15   The girl will probably agree to a second date
   5  to  9   You may be better than watching TV alone
   0  to  4   She'll be "busy" the next time you call
-10 to -1   Her phone number's now an unlisted number
-11 plus     She's relocated to another state

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