HUMOR Digest - 15 Feb 1998 to 16 Feb 1998

Date: Sun, 15 Feb 1998 02:59:41 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: State of the Presidency

President Clinton may indeed "feel my pain" as he says.

I can't help but wonder though if he realizes that he's the cause of most of it.

I'm give 'em this, the Clintons are trying to keep a low profile these days and watch their step. The other day, at a State dinner, smoked salmon was served.

Co-President Hillary leaned over to Clinton and whispered, "For Heaven's sake Bill, please don't inhale."

One of the newscasters the other night posed the question as to whether Clinton had tarnished the Presidency.

Nah !!! I mean look at the new Secretary of State, Bubbles LaRue, why just the other day, as she concluded her press conference with a fan dance, she...

And another thing Clinton has improved upon is his staff job functions. This marks the first time that the Director of Internal Affairs really does manage and schedule "affairs".

One thing that the kids will miss this year though is the annual White House Easter-time "roll on the lawn".

From what I understand no one under 18 is to be admitted.

I do find it in questionable taste though, when Clinton asked the two female members of the Supreme Court (Sandie and Ruthie) to provide centerfolds for the official portrait of the Court.

I'm also quite concerned about Clinton's decision to establish temporary command centers for his personal use in Canada and England should any hostilities break out with Iraq.

I guess old habits are hard to break.

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