HUMOR Digest - 16 Feb 1998 to 17 Feb 1998

Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 03:05:39 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women's Logic

Back before any of us even knew who the Clintons were (aka "The Good Old Days"), they left a party & got into their car. Hillary slid over close and began to stroke Bill's thigh.

After he was aroused, she bent down and performed quite an extraordinary session of fellatio. Bill, confused, but both pleased and satisfied drove home contentedly.

As they pulled into their driveway, Hillary stroked Bill's thigh again, and got no response at all. "There !" she said. "NOW you may drive the blonde babysitter home."

"Whatever happened to that nice Naval gunnery officer you used to go around with ?" one girlfriend asked the other.

"Oh, I dumped him." she replied with a heavy sigh. "Lieutenant Gridley always fired before I was ready."

Behind the locked door of the private office, a CEO had just completed some extra-martial activity with his shapely secretary when his private-line phone rang.

At a nod from her boss, the girl got up and answered it. "No, Mrs. Johnson," she said, "he isn't in at the moment, so I'll let you speak to him."

When the Sheiks' oil fields dried up, he realized he would have to cut back on expenses quickly. As much as he hated to, he knew he would have to give-up most of his harem. He decided to find out which ones performed best in all aspects of sex and retain just those few.

Nite after nite the "contest" was held. Then one of the younger girls performed such outstanding oral sex on him, he knew she was one of the chosen. "Tell me," he said, "what is the secret of your fabulous technique."

"What I did, O Sovereign of the Sands, was to suck on ice cubes prior to our session." replied the girl. "You see, my Mother told me that in most cases, the cooler head always prevails."

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