HUMOR Digest - 17 Feb 1998 to 18 Feb 1998

Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 03:22:46 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sexual Perplexities

An overly-sexed young man, who had an erection at the slightest provocation, went to a doctor for medical advice.  The doctor suggested that he tape the organ to his leg.

Shortly thereafter, the doctor received a call from the man who complained bitterly that the doctor had been the cause of his girlfriend leaving him, as well as possible criminal charges being filed.

The doctor, mystified, asked the young man to explain.

The man said that he and his girl were walking down the street, and that she had spotted a twenty dollar bill on the sidewalk, skipped ahead to pick it up, bent over at the waist, and he promptly booted her with his foot right in her butt.

The male "escort" had accepted a check in payment for his services. It was returned when he tried to deposit it though.

The check had a stop payment order issued on it. On the back were written the words: "insufficient fun".

"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an annulment."

"Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why ?"

"I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first.

"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."

"It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago."

When they were seated on the couch watching TV, the sweet young thang suddenly exclaimed, "Oh !!!   Oh, please don't do that Georgie, or I'll go all to pieces."

"You go right on ahead Jody." the boy said with a smirk."I've got a good hold on the part I want."

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