HUMOR Digest - 18 Feb 1998 to 19 Feb 1998

Date: Wed, 18 Feb 1998 03:07:30 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teen Sex

"And who exactly," asked the scornful lil' sexpot after she and her date had both stripped in the motel room, "do you expect to satisfy with THAT ?"

"Me, Jody, me !" grinned the date.

Pity the poor high school dropout who ran away from home and took to the streets. She unwittingly approached a plainclothes policeman.

Her proposition ended with a sentence.

It's no wonder the French have always been considered good lovers.

I just found out that one of the required classes in junior high school is "Tongue Fu".

The teen couple ended their date at her house. She invited the boy in, since it was early. As he sat down on the sofa she said, "Would you like to have a lil' drink ?"

He grinned & replied, "I'd like to have a little -- period."

"How very convenient." she mused. "'Cause that's exactly what I'm having."

The father was fuming and berated his son for being expelled from his alma mater, a prestigious military academy.

"They wouldn't have caught me at all." simpered the gay cadet, "If I hadn't attempted to switch Majors."

And of course, y'all have heard about the cross-eyed Olympic speed skater who developed a shoe fetish.

Seems he was always getting off on the wrong foot.

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