HUMOR Digest - 21 Feb 1998 to 22 Feb 1998

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 03:23:25 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Golf - American Style

Every golf club has its grouch. In the one near me, there's an old man who makes any grinch look like a saint.

Somehow he managed to hit a hole-in-one. He threw his club down and raged, "Damn ! Just when I wanted some putting practice !"

So many men are claiming that golf has replaced sex as the American sport.

Oddly enuff, from what I see, it's all guys in their 60's and 70's saying that though.

The Caddie Master walks over to a golfer and says, "You're a foot past the tee-line. You'll have to move the ball back."

The golfer ignores him and continues to line-up his next shot. The Caddie Master repeats his instruction.

Without taking his eye off the ball, the golfer said, "Would someone please tell this clown that this is my second shot ?"

Has anyone else noticed that "golf" spelled backwards is "flog"

Golf has made liars out of more Americans than the tax collectors at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS).

I can still remember my first golf lesson. The pro showed me how to properly grip the club and take the proper stance. Then he said, "In this first lesson, let me see you grip the club and swing, but don't hit the ball."

Impatient to move on, I told him, "I can do that just fine. Now -- what's the next lesson ?"

For all you non-golfing ladies, a handy lil' tip. If your hubby comes home with pine needles in his hair, don't ask him about his golf game that day.

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