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HUMOR Digest - 23 Feb 1998 to 24 Feb 1998
Date: Mon, 23 Feb 1998 02:38:11 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Jewish Humor
Many a Jewish girl is still single these days.
She just hasn't met Dr. Right yet.
Then there was the Jewish boy who flew to Tijuana for a quickie Bar Mitzvah.
An El Al flight is about to take off. Over the intercom the passengers hear, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. Your hostesses are Mrs. Sarah Klein, Mrs. Miriam Stern and Mrs. Esther Schwartz. Now let me introduce you to my son, the pilot."
With more and more papers being declassified, some light has just been shed on the real reason the Israelis won the Six-Day War.
It seems all the equipment was rented.
Why are there so few Jewish Mothers who are alcoholics ?
Because alcohol dulls the pain.
All Jews have firm beliefs about birth.
They believe that a fetus is a fetus until it graduates from medical school.
Why are Jewish Mothers always excused from jury duty ?
They all insist that they're the guilty ones.
A priest and a rabbi were debating their callings. The priest waxed eloquent about his chances for advancement.
Each time, the rabbi was not impressed. Finally, the Priest said, "What do you expect a man to become -- God ?"
The rabbi smiled and replied, "Why not, you all believe one of our boys did."
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