HUMOR Digest - 24 Feb 1998 to 25 Feb 1998

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 02:33:32 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Wild Blue Yonder

If the Good Lord really would have intended us to fly, He would have made it easier to get to the airport.

Those of you who have never flown on a commuter flight, be aware they serve no food.

These days, most of them just land at a McDonald's & give ya 15 minutes to eat.

The woman was berating the man at the ticket counter severely for the incoming flight being so late, since it was a turn-around, and would also serve as the one out.

"I could stick some feathers up my rear and get there much faster." she ranted.

"Madam," the clerk replied, "all of the runways are currently clear."

Have y'all ever noticed that when you're at 40,000 feet going 800 mph, you can roam the about plane at will.

Yet, when you're safely on the ground, going to or from the terminal at 5-20 mph, you're supposed to remain in your seat "for your own safety".

I never minded flying on a cheaper commuter flight to save a few bucks.

But one time in Texas, we had to make a detour to dust some crops.

A woman and I were standing on the observation deck in Abilene Texas one time. She stared up into the sky and said, "I hate to be up there in an airplane."

I replied, "I'd hate to be up there without one !"

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