HUMOR Digest - 26 Feb 1998 - Special issue

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 02:51:50 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Shrinks

This Columbia Yuppette decided to go to a psychiatrist. Her first session was somewhat less than successful though.

She spent 30 minutes rearranging the office, and the remainder of her time offering redecorating suggestions.

Ever wonder why there are so few secretaries in therapy even in the 90's ?

All of them know better than to trust any man with a couch in his office.

A young man was complaining to his psychiatrist that all he ever thought about was food. He said he even dreamt of food.

"A man your age should also be thinking of girls." the shrink replied. "Don't you ever dream of girls ?"

"Not really." replied the patient. "I can never get enough mayonnaise on them."

I once saved a co-worker from thousands and thousands of dollars in psychiatrist's fees. He had a classic inferiority complex.

I saved him both the time and money of intense therapy simply by proving to him that he really was inferior.

Which brings me to a bit of trivia for y'all. Ever wonder how physiatrists got to be called "shrinks" ?

Easy !   For those of you in therapy, just check your bank balance each month.

Trying to save a few bucks, I asked a shrink one time, while at a party, if there was anything I could do for my insomnia.

He suggested I try sex. I asked if that would help me sleep.

He replied, "Not really. But you'll have more fun while you're awake."

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