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HUMOR Digest - 26 Feb 1998 to 27 Feb 1998
Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 01:55:36 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mothers-in-Law
Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a totally flabbergasted Mother-in-Law.
My Mother-in-Law once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter ? You didn't like the other one ?"
Ray was late getting home, and his wife Gina spotted a gray hair on his coat.
Her eyes flashing, she said, "You've been at your Mother's again, getting sympathy, haven't you ?"
Husbands report that most Mother-in-Laws are so well informed that they're able to complain on just about any subject.
In keeping with the spirit of the times, there's a new exercise class for all Mothers-in-Law.
It's called aerobic nagging.
With some men you can't tell if they trying so hard to succeed in life to please their wives or to spite their Mothers-in-Law.
A man received a phone call from a mortician in another town. Seems his Mother-in-Law had passed away. The mortician wanted instructions as to whether to prepare her for burial or cremate the woman.
The man replied quickly, "Do both ! Don't take any chances !"
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