HUMOR Digest - 27 Feb 1998 to 28 Feb 1998

Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 03:48:23 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Not so Faithful

Disgusted man at a bar: "My girlfriend is such a cheat and a liar. I've been going with her almost a year now and I never would have known she was married until my wife mentioned it just the other day."

Two friends meet on the street. One of them had a large black eye, an arm in a sling and was hobbling along using a crutch.

The other, astonished said, "Fred ! What the hell happened to you ? Car accident or what ?"

The first replied, "Remember JoAnne, that cute lil' cashier at the Giant Grocery Store ?"

His friend said, "The one whose husband's in Bosnia ?"

Came the reply, "Yeah. But he ain't anymore."

Two bitter rivals met at a convention. The first said, "How's the wife these days ?"

The second replied, "Fine, just fine thanks. And how's mine ?"

Y'all remember me talking 'bout Sharon, one of the tuffest lil' firecrackers in the State Highway. Well, one morning the office was a-buzz about a fight she had with her husband.

Finding her at the coffee machine I said, "I heard you caught your husband cheating and had a terrific fight with him."

She stirred her coffee and replied, "Not exactly. It's true we had a slight disagreement, and I stabbed him 4-5 times, but it wasn't much of a fight after that."

He looked deep into the eyes of the woman he loved and said, "My heart is broken. I saw you with another man yesterday."

"Oh don't be silly !" she replied, "That was just my husband, you know there's no one but you."

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