HUMOR Digest - 3 Apr 1998 to 4 Apr 1998

Date: Fri, 3 Apr 1998 03:23:58 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teen Sex

Debby wasn't home, and it was getting awfully late. Not knowing any of her girlfriend's phone numbers, her Mother fired-up Debbi's computer & saw a list of e-mail addresses. She sent a note to each name asking if they knew where her daughter was.

Within twenty minutes, she got back 16 replies all saying that she wasn't to worry, that Debby was spending the night at their house and had neglected to telephone.

The teenage girl was applying for a part time job after school. During the interview, she was asked: "What was your last position ?"

Without hesitation, she replied, "Missionary."

When I was in high-school, Joel, a buddy of mine & I were discussing a girl from French class we had both befriended.

Her family had recently relocated to the metro area from a farm way out in the sticks. We both agreed that we'd never met a sweeter girl before, but she was too naive & trusting.

Joel said, "Listen, for her own good, and as her friends, we've got to teach her quickly what's right & what's wrong."

I replied, "Agreed ! You teach her what's right"

Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

A 13 year old was watching a movie on cable TV. A man ripped off a woman's blouse and said, "I want what I want when I want it !"

The boy, turned on by the scene and the love-making which followed, finished watching the movie, & decided to try what he had just witnessed on the girl next door, a classmate.

He went over to her house, found that her parents weren't home from work yet, and ripped off her blouse; then said, "I want what I want when I want it !"

The girl stared at him and cooly replied, "You'll get what I got when I get it !"

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