HUMOR Digest - 11 Apr 1998 to 12 Apr 1998

Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 04:13:23 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Religion

A local minister bought a used car and took it back the next day because there was so much he found wrong with it.

He told the manager, "I could not remain a man of the cloth and drive that car at the same time."

The main problem I see with most religions today is that a lot of people say they're a practicing Baptist; others say they're a practicing this or that.

Kinda makes me wonder why they're not better at it.

A new denomination has sprung up in Columbia Maryland to fit the times --
The Seventh-Day Absentists.

I don't know about y'all, but personally, I like to pray in solitude for one main reason --
I hate to be interrupted.

I mean, there's just something about putting God on hold.

An evangelist was going at it hot and heavy, telling those gathered about what could lay in store for them. "God's wrath will devour you." he bellowed. "There will be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth."

"I don't have any teeth." said one old man.

"Teeth will be provided." replied the evangelist.

I can easily prove that humans were not present when God created the Earth. I mean think about it. The Bible says that God created everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th.

Had humans been present then, the Bible would have mentioned that on the 8th day God started getting all these complaints.

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