HUMOR Digest - 13 Apr 1998 to 14 Apr 1998

Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1998 04:02:39 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Golf

Two overweight middle-aged men were both ordered by their physicians to get a lot more exercise. They both took up golf and became partners.

On their first time out, the one man said to the other, "I don't have the energy to play too long today."

The second shook his head in agreement and said, "OK, We'll quit as soon as either of us makes a hole in one."

One little girl was bragging about her Father: "He must be one of the best golfers ever. He gets to hit the ball more than any of the other men."

The duffer swung saying, "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break a hundred and twenty."

His companion watching the ball said, "Better work on Heaven. You've moved enough earth already."

The golf pro walked over to a trio of ladies sitting in the clubhouse and asked, "Would any of you like to learn to play good golf ?"

One woman said, "Maybe my friends would. I learned yesterday."

Two men were playing golf together for the very first time. The first player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of trees.

He finally got onto the fairway, only to hit the ball into a water hazard. The next shot resulted in a new ball flying over a fence onto a busy street. The second player said, "Maybe you should use an old ball for this shot."

The first player looked at him and replied, "I don't have any old balls."

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