HUMOR Digest - 14 Apr 1998 to 15 Apr 1998

Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1998 02:55:51 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Airlines

It's a wonder no one's ever filed a discrimination complaint against Vatican Airlines.

The emergency escape instructions are written in Latin so the Catholics can get out first.

Speaking of discrimination, (I was) I wonder how long it's gonna be before a feminist pilot refuses to enter the cockpit.

Back when hijacking airlines was in vogue, I became a little concerned one time on a flight to Miami. My filet mignon was served wrapped in pita bread.

If you're worried about the safety record of the airline you're going to use --
Check and see if the insurance machine in the terminal is sold out or not.

In Peru scientists have discovered what appears to be ancient, strange, lost airfields.

They're pretty sure the sites were airfields, because they also found what appears to be ancient, strange, lost luggage.

Once Mrs JimJr & I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the Dallas-Forth Worth Airport.

At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane and Mrs JimJr watched it pull up to the wing. She asked, "What's that truck doing ?"

I explained that some airlines don't completely fuel up a plane for various reasons & we were taking on more fuel.

This process was repeated at the next three stops, and Mrs JimJr watched the plane being fueled each time.

At the last stop, I said, "Ya know, in spite of all these delays, we're making pretty good time."

Mrs JimJr pointed out the window & said, "I don't know -- that lil' white truck's keeping right up with us."

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