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HUMOR Digest - 15 Apr 1998 to 16 Apr 1998
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 03:12:20 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: US Post Office (aka US Postal Disservice)
Long castigated, berated, spat upon and humiliated the Post Office never gets a fair deal.
They deserve far more: to be criticized, reprimanded, denounced and ostracized.
I wrote a letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail service.
It got lost.
The other day at the Post Office here in Glenelg, Maryland I gave the clerk a word of thanks.
She dropped it.
I remember when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay raise.
They had to call it off -- nobody noticed.
Slow ? Yeah, I'll say.
The Glenwood Post Office played the Glenelg Post Office in a game of slow pitch baseball.
The game lasted damn near all season.
I give 'em this though. The rural letter-carriers are more considerate than their urban counterparts.
All of the packages marked "Fragile" are thrown underhanded in the rural stations.
One good thing about the Post Office --
it's over 200 years old and yet it's never been hindered by progress.
I just got my new driver's license in the mail the other day.
It expired last month unfortunately.
If you ever wantta make sure somebody gets what's coming to 'em,
for God's sake -- don't mail it !
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