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HUMOR Digest - 17 Apr 1998 to 18 Apr 1998
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:50:56 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: American Indians
Nobody tells jokes about American Indians anymore. With today's politically correct crap, there'd be protests all over the damn place.
Well, I happen to like both Indians and Indian jokes. I even met an beautiful Indian Maiden once and took a chance on her blanket.
Actually most of the problems between the "White Man" and the Indians are their own fault anyway. If they would have had sticker immigration laws, none of this would have started in the first place.
The "White Man" claims this country was founded in 1776.
The Indians want to know just when it was ever losted.
Never order a Manhattan in an Indian-owned bar.
They'll charge ya $24.00 for it.
One thing does puzzle the Indians though. They're the only people whom we've ever defeated in war that didn't come out of it a whole lot better off.
A movie company went on location in southern Utah. Because the weather there changes every 10 seconds, a local shaman was hired to tell the producer what the weather would be that week.
The shaman did well for a week but on the 8th day was not able to come up with any forecast at all.
The producer asked, "What happened to your magical powers there Chief ?"
The shaman shrugged and answered, "Computer down."
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