HUMOR Digest - 20 Apr 1998 to 21 Apr 1998

Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 03:34:12 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College

Every Member Update: Week 1: +102   Week 2: +103   Week 3: + 38
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The average college student in the US goes thru approximately 210 books in his/her four years. Surprisingly enuff, about 78% of them aren't bank books either.

The football coach at the University of Maryland raised a few eyebrows this year.

He overdrew his unlimited expense account.

Coed: Will you love me forever ?

Beau: I'd like to, but I have a 9:00 class in the morning.

They called her "Alma Mater" because she educated a lot of guys.

I'm not saying that colleges have lowered their standards or anything since I was there.

But I did note that two or three of the major universities are now advertising themselves as "remedial high schools".

A college commencement is when the real world beckons to all the graduates.

Depending on their majors though, it's not always with the correct finger.

The US Naval Academy has always conducted tests on the honor system.

A spokesman said the new procedure where the Middies now sit three rows apart, in alternate rows is only to give them more elbow room.

So many colleges these days lower their admission requirements saying they have need of a specific type of student.

What they don't say is these students are all football/basketball players.

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