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HUMOR Digest - 22 Apr 1998 to 23 Apr 1998
Date: Wed, 22 Apr 1998 04:22:52 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Nurses
Two buddies happened to meet on the street. One said, "I was out with a Nurse last nite."
The other quipped, "Well, maybe if you behaved yourself, they'd let you go out without one."
I know a Nurse who's so efficient that she can make the patient without disturbing the bed.
A Nurse was showing some student Nurses thru the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."
A Practical Nurse is one who marries a wealthy patient.
The Nurse was preparing the patient for surgery. "The doctor will be in to see you shortly. Can't you manage a smile for him instead of that frown ?"
The patient replied, "I can't Nurse. I feel terrible and I'm very worried about this operation."
"You're worried ???" the Nurse said. "The doctor is scared to death."
The night before my bypass surgery, the doctor wanted me to take a shower; which was fine with me, after three days of using a basin and washcloth.
As I walked down the hall, I had a Nurse on either side. The one asked, "Are you going to be able to manage OK ?"
I said, "I feel weak and dizzy. Perhaps both of you would be kind enuff to get in the shower with me."
The lil' blonde Nurse looked up and said, "Nice try Mr. Moore."
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