HUMOR Digest - 23 Apr 1998 to 24 Apr 1998

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 03:08:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Seniors

Mrs JimJr sez sometimes she thinks I'm going thru my second childhood.

Well, maybe. Biggest thing wrong I see with that though is you can't blame your parents for anything.

Speaking of Mrs JimJr (I was) she never lies about her age.

She tells everyone we're both exactly the same age. Then... she lies about my age.

These days, when you reach 80, there are 6 women for every man.

What a hell of a age to get odds like that !

Lots of longevity in my family. I had an Uncle who died at 108.

He was shot by a jealous husband.

My Uncle wasn't the only one who lived a long happy life though.

I had an Aunt who died at 102.   Thank God they saved the baby.

An old man was having an on-going affair with a widow. They had a standing date to meet once a month for a nite of passion.

After their April tryst, he said to her, "See ya in May."

She sighed and replied, "Is sex all you ever think about ?"

I have a neighbor Mrs Musgrove, whom people say hasn't changed a bit in the last 20 years -- they swear she still looks the same.

Of course, she looked old as hell twenty years ago too.

I don't really know how old she is, but when she and her first husband were divorced, she got the cave.

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