HUMOR Digest - 25 Apr 1998 to 26 Apr 1998

Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 04:25:41 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teenagers

Teenage boy to Mother: "Don't yell at me. I'm not your husband."

They have a new teenage doll on the market now.

You wind it up and it resents you for it.

If all the teenagers who slept in class were laid end to end --
they'd be a lot more comfortable.

I have a question. If mind expanding drugs are such a problem in schools these days, how come all the kids don't get better grades.

It's hard being a teenager these days. I mean, they all face one huge insurmountable obstacle.

Sooner or later, they all realize they're going to grow-up to be just as stupid as their parents.

My daughter Sandy was a typical teenager. I remember one day she stood there in her Calvin Klein jeans & designer blouse, wearing Gucci shoes and carrying a Louis Vuitton purse and told me (with a straight face), "I gotta be me Dad."

So many Fathers complain when their teenage daughters' boyfriends start coming around the house and try to eat everything in sight.

I never minded so much having another mouth to feed. What used to bother me more was, I had yet another mouth to listen to.

Speaking of my daughter Sandy (I was), like any teenage girl, she considered the telephone a life-support system of some kind to keep her going while in hostile territory (our house).

When she left home to get married, the telephone company here retired her phone number.

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