HUMOR Digest - 28 Apr 1998 to 29 Apr 1998

Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 03:12:24 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mrs JimJr: Chef at Large

Mrs JimJr is kind of an old-fashioned cook.

In fact, to this very day, she still makes radio dinners.

Some of her miscues come in handy though.

The other morning I was able to patch a tire on the tractor with one of her pancakes.

Every nite, Mrs JimJr calls me to dinner exactly the same way:

"Dinner's on the table -- come and guess it."

I love steaks, the T-Bone steaks she fixes aren't bad at all.

Well... once you put tenderizer on the gravy.

I gotta admit though her coffee is good and strong.

Of course, I have to use two hands to dunk my doughnuts.

I can always tell when we're having salads for dinner.

None of the smoke alarms in the house are going off.

And she comes up with some interesting meals too.

The other day for breakfast, we had marinated cornflakes.

To say that her cooking is an nightly adventure is putting it mildly.

I mean how many of the rest of you have ever seen a microwave grease fire ?

Ever since she read that salmon is good for the heart, she serves it quite often.

Oddest damn thing though -- twice a year I have this strange urge to swim upstream and spawn.

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