HUMOR Digest - 3 May 1998 to 4 May 1998

Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 02:47:42 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cosa Nostra

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In spite of the booming times in the US, I hear business is off for the Mob.

Last month in New York, they had to lay off three City Councilmen.

Crime is everywhere these days, and they're all organizing too.

Even in Baltimore, they started their own branch of the Jewish Mafia -- the Kosher Nostra.

And think what an example these gangsters are setting for our youth.

Just imagine how many boys want to follow in their Father's fingerprints.

All in all, I guess most of the Mafia members have good manners.

I mean they must. They're always talking about getting time off for good behavior.

Did ya ever notice how most real Mafia members have no necks.

That comes from testifying in court, shrugging and saying, "I don't know anything about that."

Giving instructions to a group of his soldiers, a Mafia Boss said, "I want the guy shot; then put him in a barrel and fill it with cement; then toss him in the East River. And, oh yeah, make it look like an accident."

A Don found a young man he thought might have a future in show business. One of the advisors cautioned him that the guy would need elocution lessons, singing lessons, a wardrobe, publicity, and expensive musical arrangements.

The Don mulled it over, then said, "Yeah. You're right. I think I'll just make him Mayor instead."

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