HUMOR Digest - 5 May 1998 to 6 May 1998

Date: Tue, 5 May 1998 03:44:39 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Politics

A congressman had a dream that he was making an important speech in Congress.

When he woke up, he was !

These days most officials in Washington divide their time between running for office...

and running for cover.

A friend of mine (even though he's a Democrat) asked me if I had heard Clinton's last speech.

Didn't take me but a sec to reply, "My God, I hope so !"

A lot of people don't know that there's a statue of the Goddess of Truth in Washington DC.

It's not a real good depiction though, she doesn't have any stretch marks.

Many a politician starts to behave, not so much because he saw the light...

but because he started to feel the heat.

I'll say this about Clinton, he approaches every question with an open mouth.

My guess is there's a medical reason why Al Gore is so dull.

I think he had a personality bypass.

The other day the WhiteHouse issued a statement that President Clinton is doing the best he can.

That scared me so bad, I've hardly slept or eaten since.

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