HUMOR Digest - 7 May 1998 to 8 May 1998

Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 03:49:44 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Not so Light Fantastic

They started to dance. As they spun around, he noticed that his partner was growing taller.

Asked what was happening, the girl explained, "I've got a wooden leg and you keep turning me the wrong way."

She used to be a one of the best bubble dancers around...

but one nite, her career blew up in her face.

At a party one time, I mentioned the wild dancers of the 50's and 60's. An overweight lady there said she used to be a "go-go dancer." Not wanting to insult her, all I said was "Neat."

She sighed and replied, "Yeah. Men took one look at me & said 'Go ! Go !'."

This is not only funny, but true. The blonde go-go dancer in the many Annette and Frankie "Beach Party" movies named Candy wore out her dresses from the inside.

He held her closely as they moved around the dance floor. After about the 5th time of stepping on her toes, he said, "I just can't understand it. I've never danced so badly before."

The woman smirked and replied, "Oh ! You've danced before ?"

I'd be a great dancer if it weren't for two things -- my feet !

Not sure how it ever got started, but a tradition in the Navy is all of the pilots dance with the Wing Commander's wife. I walked over at a dance once and asked if she'd like to dance and she said, "I don't dance with a child."

I smiled, bowed, and replied, "Oh ! I'm sorry. If I would have known your condition, I wouldn't have asked."

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