HUMOR Digest - 12 May 1998 to 13 May 1998

Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 03:38:40 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cannibals

I have no idea if cannibalism is still practiced anywhere in the world or not. But it still brings a question to mind. If people who shun all meat are vegetarians, are cannibals then considered to be humanitarians ?

One cannibal tells another, "My wife's not so hot."

The other shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Boil her longer."

Two cannibal women are discussing life in general. One says, "I don't know what to make of my husband."

The other replies, "Get a new recipe book."

Seated at dinner, the husband murmured, "I don't care for your friend at all."

His wife replied, "So, eat your vegetables."

A man believes that he's inclined to be a cannibal and his wife convinces him to go see a psychiatrist. When he returns home later, she asks, "So how was the psychiatrist ?"

"Delicious." her husband replied smiling.

Then there was the cannibal who ordered a pizza for a late nite snack with everybody on it.

Pity the poor cannibal who ate his mother-in-law, and damn if she still didn't disagree with him.

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