HUMOR Digest - 13 May 1998 to 14 May 1998

Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 03:45:28 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Dentists

I used to think I had long white teeth. The dentist told me though that my gums are too short.

My dentist tells me that I'm lucky to still have all my own teeth, and most are in good condition too.

Actually keeping all your teeth is easy. You should drink lots of milk, brush/floss often and mind your own business.

Speaking of floss (I was) my dentist finally got me to try some. Tell ya what though, I've been chewing the damn stuff for years, and I don't think it's helped one bit.

I did get a crown put on one tooth. From the price my dentist charged though, it must have been one of the Crowns of England.

He's so technical though -- my dentist.

Mrs JimJr had a tooth replaced, and she insisted that it match perfectly. It did.

The thing even had a cavity.

Next time the dentist tells ya to "Open wide" --
ask whether he's talking about your mouth, or your wallet.

I have a neighbor who has very bad teeth though -- he's always going to the dentist.

Personally, I suspect even his wisdom teeth are retarded.

For those parents who haven't been down that road yet, let me tell ya -- Until you finish with braces and such for the kids, you'll never know the true meaning of a "million dollar smile".

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