HUMOR Digest - 16 May 1998 to 17 May 1998

Date: Sat, 16 May 1998 04:03:09 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Fast Women -- Luv 'em

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's the kind of
   woman who drives home from a walk

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's the kind of
   woman who knows more tricks than Houdini

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she met her current
   husband at Lamaze Class

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's the kind of  
   woman who can do more things with leather than with Gucci

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's the kind of
   woman who you can soften up by soaking in money

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she has her phone
   number listed in the Yellow Pages under "Entertainment"

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she has over thirty
   towels in her "Hope Chest" -- each from a different hotel

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's the kind of
   woman who gets a new wardrobe by taking off the old one

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she's quite an
   athletic woman -- in fact, she'll play ball with anybody

* I'm not saying she's fast and loose, but she had 2 kids with
   her 1st husband; 2 with the 2nd husband and 3 on her own

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