HUMOR Digest - 18 May 1998 to 19 May 1998

Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 16:56:30 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Baltimore Maryland

* Half the people in Baltimore dream of having their own house.
   The other half dream about breaking into them.

* Amazing city Baltimore. Where else can ya bet on a horse race
   like the Preakness with your welfare check ?

* Most of the natives in Baltimore aren't very friendly.
   In fact, if it weren't for muggings, there'd be almost no personal contact.

* Baltimore still has a Zoo where a lot of the animals are still behind bars.
   Of course, that's for their own safety & protection.

* There's a snazzy new restaurant in the Inner Harbor that specializes in seafood.
   The prices are so outrageous though, that when you find a pearl in your oyster,
    you just about break even.

* Chivalry isn't dead yet though. A lady, her arms loaded with a lot of packages, boarded
   a bus and although no one offered her a seat, one fellow whispered to her, "Be alert now,
   I get off at the stop after next."

* In Baltimore, there are people from all walks of life --
   most run however.

* Baltimore is one of the few towns I know of where you can park your car,
   walk a couple of blocks, and find it for sale.

* But seriously, Baltimore is one great town where something happens every minute;
   unfortunately, most of it goes unsolved though.

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