HUMOR Digest - 20 May 1998 to 21 May 1998

Date: Wed, 20 May 1998 04:08:07 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Do-It-Yourself Ethic Insults

_ _ _ _ _ aren't allowed to swim in the river.
They leave a ring around the shore.

Did you hear about the _ _ _ _ _ jigsaw puzzle ?
It has one piece.

Why does the new _ _ _ _ _ navy have glass bottomed boats ?
So they can see the old _ _ _ _ _ navy.

It's true a _ _ _ _ _ invented the toilet seat.
Of course, it was a _ _ _ _ _ who put a hole in it.

What do you watch out for at a _ _ _ _ _ used car lot ?
They're always turning the fuel gauges back.

Why don't _ _ _ _ _ have pimples ?
They keep sliding off their faces.

Why do _ _ _ _ _ have doormats inside their homes ?
So they can wipe their feet off before they go outside.

How can you tell a _ _ _ _ _ airliner when it's snowing.
They're the ones with chains on the propellers.

Two _ _ _ _ _ got their luggage mixed-up at the airport.
They both had K-Mart shopping bags.

They held a beauty contest in _ _ _ _ _ recently.
The winner came in third.

How do you sink a _ _ _ _ _ submarine ?
Have a frogman knock on the hatch.

What's the national sport of _ _ _ _ _ ?
Javelin catching.

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