HUMOR Digest - 21 May 1998 to 22 May 1998

Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 03:50:12 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Middle Age

* Past 50, men are faced with a lot of temptations --
   Usually, they pick the one that gets them home earliest

* Middle age is when you know your way around --
   But you'd rather not go

* I don't have wrinkles, I have "laugh lines" --
   I laugh an awful lot !

* Middle age is when your Granddaughter asks you about the 60's
   Because they're studying the era in history class

* Being 55 is a lot like driving 55 on the highway --
   So many people pass ya.

* Middle age is when you can't turn off your VCR --
   or turn on the girls

* Now that I can easily afford to lose a golf ball --
   I can't hit any that far anyway

* Middle age is a time when it takes longer to rest
   than it does to get tired

* You know you're slipping when you put tenderizer
   on your hot oatmeal in the morning

* Middle age is when work is a lot less fun --
   And fun is a lot more work

* At 55, everything's starting to click for me --
   My elbows, my neck, my knees

* Middle age is when women lie about their age --
   Some women even lie about their dog's age

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