HUMOR Digest - 22 May 1998 to 23 May 1998

Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 03:09:07 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Psychiatry

* A psychiatrist is a doctor you see when you're going crazy,
   and they help you.

* In Columbia Maryland, 3 out of 5 Yuppies go to a shrink.
   The other two are psychiatrists.

* One psychiatrist likes to work in the great outdoors --
   instead of a couch, he uses a sleeping bag.

* Ever wonder if you're treated for multiple personalities,
   if you qualify for a group rate ?

* I once went to a shrink. He told me to speak freely.
   I did. Then the damn fool tried to charge me $90 an hour.

* I stopped going to him after a while though. He always
   asked me the same question Mrs JimJr always does --
   "Who do you think you are ?"

* The patient pulled out a gun and told the psychiatrist,
   "You're a great doctor, and you've helped me a lot.
   But now, you know too much."

* A patient walks into a psychiatrist's office and says,
   "Doctor, you've got to help me, I'm a schizophrenic."

   The doctor replied, "Don't worry about a thing. The
   four of us can handle it."

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