HUMOR Digest - 23 May 1998 to 24 May 1998

Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 03:57:46 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Hollywood

* Hollywood is a real wild town from what I hear.
   I understand they even play strip Monopoly there.

* Two co-stars just got married. It's just as well really.
   They weren't getting along anyway.

* Where else but Hollywood could you go out on a blind date
   and end-up with your own wife ?

* Hollywood couples have strange relationships.
   Some couples live together, but don't marry;
   others marry, but don't live together.

* One Hollywood star, having problems with his image,
   hired three press agents to let the world know how modest he is.

* Another Hollywood starlet just came back from her honeymoon.
   The tape will be on the market as a work-out video next month.

* These days, actresses can still make it to the top by wearing clothes that don't.

* Where else but Hollywood can ya find jewelry stores than will rent engagement rings ?

* An actor or actress works all their lives to gain recognition; they make guest appearances,
   spend a lot for publicity people and agents etc.

   Then, when they finally become well known,
   they complain they cannot go out in public anymore.

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