HUMOR Digest - 24 May 1998 to 25 May 1998

Date: Sun, 24 May 1998 03:58:51 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Dining Out

People who eat out frequently will notice like I did --
the bigger the pepper mill, the worse the restaurant.

Then there was the cook who once got his hand caught in the dishwasher.

They were both fired.

I have a question.

Should you drink the water in authentic Mexican restaurants ?

Then there was the cook who told the waitress to push the soup du jour...

because it was a week old.

I'm not saying it wasn't a good restaurant or anything...

but the catch of the day was fish sticks.

You'd think I'd know better by now, but I still like to try new restaurants, even when they're in Columbia Maryland. I asked our waiter if he had any suggestions.

He said, "Don't wear that color tie with that suit."

We've all stopped in places that didn't look all that clean. I was traveling to a meeting with a fellow named George. He promptly decided that all he wanted was coffee and told the waitress to make sure the cup was clean.

A few minutes later she came back with our coffee and said, "Which one of you wanted the clean cup ?"

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