HUMOR Digest - 25 May 1998 to 26 May 1998

Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 04:33:11 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Baseball

For those of you not familiar with baseball, the Baltimore Orioles have pretty much been a contender for the championship annually.

This year however, they're playing terrible. In fact, the players' uniform numbers are higher than their batting averages.

Some of the Orioles are hitting so poorly, they're able to strike out on just two pitches instead of three.

The manager called an extra batting practice.

It was the first time ever that an automatic pitching machine threw a no hitter.

Our team has been in the "cellar" (last place) for so long, all of their uniforms are damp.

When I played baseball in high school, I couldn't hit a curve ball.

Now that I play golf, I can't stop hitting them.

I've often wondered in umpires dislike night games.

I mean those bright lights must make it hard to sleep.

People are always making fun of "jocks". Well, I've have y'all know that one of the Orioles just finished a book. Now I understand he's gonna try to read a second one soon too.

For those of you who've never been to a ballpark, they're religious places. I mean, so often you hear, "For God's sake -- sit down !"

And just about every home game for the Orioles these days, you'll hear 43,000 people shout, "Jesus Christ !" in unison.

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