HUMOR Digest - 26 May 1998 to 27 May 1998

Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 03:41:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Money

* Always remember -- Money isn't everything. Hell, sometimes, it's not even 97 %

* All my life I've considered myself fortunate not to have any money problems.
   Lack of money problems -- yes, tons of those.

* I always try to save my money.
   Who knows, maybe it'll become valuable again someday.

* I'm not saying my neighbor is rich or anything,
   but I noticed he has a calendar in his kitchen from the World Bank.

* Ya know, it's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

* Bill Gates is what you would call rich by any standard.
   He has bills so big, we don't even have Presidents for them.

* Budgets aren't really that tricky a deal. When ya get right down to it,
   they're just a systematic way of living beyond your means.

* The last time the wolf was at my door,
   I just showed him the budget Mrs JimJr and I had worked out.
   He gave me $20 & left.

* The US Government sez that the life of a twenty dollar bill is about 6 months.
   What I'm trying to do is find out where these things go to die and strike it rich.

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