HUMOR Digest - 28 May 1998 to 29 May 1998

Date: Thu, 28 May 1998 03:40:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Ladies of the Evening

One hooker went to a plastic surgeon on her day off and asked if he could make it snappy.

You can be suspicious of your new love if she has a sign over her bed --
                              "Ask about Our Group Rates".

In Baltimore, there's a 50-year-old Lady of the Nite who's listed in the Yellow Pages.

In fact, she's the oldest trick in the book.

I have a question.

When you or I get sick, the doctor tells us to spend 3-4 days in bed.

What exactly does he tell a prostitute ?

I know a guy who was such a loser, he even dated a prostitute. After he plied her with food and drink he suggested they retire to his apartment.

She replied, "Not on the first date."

In the mountains where poverty and unemployment were a way of life, a girl goes to the big city where she becomes a street walker. The Father is beside himself.

The Mother attempts to console him by saying, "Well Pa, she's the first kin to hold down a steady job."

A high-priced call girl brings a customer to her fancy apartment. He admires the fancy furnishings and the art and asks how she was able to amass such splendor.

She replies that those really were her Father's, that he was a politician for forty years.

He said, "How come you didn't follow in his footsteps instead of choosing this way of life ?"

She sighed and said, "Oh, just lucky I guess. Besides, I had my moral standards to uphold."

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