From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am again with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the HumorList subscribers once a month.
First of all, as I told the contributors in last week's report, I must apologize to one and all for the misleading message this month on the e-mail address change-over. An important paragraph was omitted which reminded everyone that they need take no action, in-so-far as their current subscriptions are concerned. I regret the error.
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| DATE | DAY | Last Year |
3 Weeks Back |
2 Weeks Back |
1 Week Back |
Past Week |
| 24 | Sunday | 11 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 10 |
| 25 | Monday | 21 | 10 | 11 | 18 | 10 |
| 26 | Tuesday | 20 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 10 |
| 27 | Wednesday | 18 | 15 | 13 | 13 | 12 |
| 28 | Thursday | 12 | 15 | 14 | 14 | 11 |
| 29 | Friday | 13 | 11 | 13 | 8 | 12 |
| 30 | Saturday | 12 | 7 | 10 | 8 | 4 |
| (AVERAGE) | 15 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 10 | |
| Subscriptions | 10,820 | 8,513 | 8,430 | 8,318 | 8,333 | |
| Countries | 100 | 107 | 107 | 106 | 106 | |
| Contributors | 845 | 687 | 686 | 680 | 675 |
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMORby other than direct mailings. The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers.
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And now for a contribution of humor:
With more divorces in the US than marriages, a neighbor asked me the other day what was the secret to Mrs JimJr and I staying together so long. I told her, "Simple. It's all a matter of compatibility --
we both love to fight."
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