HUMOR Digest - 2 Jun 1998 to 3 Jun 1998

Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 03:45:32 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Life in General

First, let me say that no matter how bad you think life is, when you consider the alternative -- it ain't all that bad.

Have ya ever noticed that some people go through life looking as if their contents settled during shipping.

A philanthropist is a man who in his waning years of life gives away in public the fortune he stole in private.

How many times have you heard someone say, "If I had my life to live over..."

I've thought about that, and I'd probably make the same damn mistakes, but a lot sooner.

Mrs JimJr is indeed an old-fashioned girl. She said that she married me for life, but she wants to know how come I haven't shown any lately.

Husband: "Darling, I've really have taken you over the bumps of life, haven't I ?"

Wife: "That's true dear. I don't believe you've missed any."

As you get older, you tend to slow down a bit. Like last year, Mrs JimJr and I toasted the New Year's at home.

She had rye, and I had whole wheat.

Some guys just breeze thru life never taking it seriously at all.

I have a friend who even if he were the sheik of a harem, he'd still have a girl or two on the side.

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